You’ve spent countless hours preparing, making sure everything is perfect. You’ve done your research, asked others who have been there before you, and now you’re salivating to hit the ‘send’ button out to the agent of your dreams. You're uber-polite and formal, as professional as you can possibly be. You haven't queried another agent at this agency within the last month or so, and you've verified that they read your genre. You have the format down and everything is in the proper order. Greeting (using the agent's name), hook, description, word count, bio, why you are querying this agent, offer to send chapters, thank you (etc.). If there was a way to bow or curtsy via email, you'd do that, too.
Should you spellcheck again? Give it one last read-through for good measure? No, you assure yourself with a swift slice of your hand through the air. It's been through Query Letter hell 87 times. All the bloggers and forums have declared there's nothing else they can do for you; your query is brilliant and life-changing and sure to be the next best seller (or, you know, whatever). Enough dilly-dallying! You hit the ‘send’ button.
Too late, you realize that you sent it out to‘Ms. Agent’ instead of ‘Mr. Agent.’
BAM!! Form rejection!!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!! Come back, three months.
Of course, it could be because of some much larger mistake than that, but the despair is the same.
I haaaaaate querying!!!!!
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