Friday, July 15, 2011

Creativity Exercise #12

1. What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
Please.  If anything, all of my opinions are underrated.

2. What color is your comforter?
Well, my husband is white but of Hispanic descent, and my dogs are black and white and golden brown.

3. How long have you lived in your house?
I’ve never lived in my house. I live either on top of it or beneath it (and sometimes off to one side), but always outside.

4. Is this your hometown?
No, this is the internet.

5. How many times have you moved?
Several quadrillion, I imagine.  I'm probably moving right now.

6. What’s your mom’s name?
What her friends call her.

7. Do you have any half siblings?
No, they’re all in one piece. Surely I’d have heard about it if they were not.

8. Do you have a computer?
No, I’m just imposing my psychic will onto the internet. I actually have no idea if it’s working or what, if anything, is showing up. I hope it’s nothing too pornographic. That might be embarrassing.

9. What’s your favorite possession?
I can't actually possess anything, as I am not a demon.  But if I were, I think it would be birds. Then I could fly around and stuff, although I doubt I'd care for the eating bugs part.

10. Do you have any pictures of your friends in frames?
Yes, although it took some mighty fine kickboxing moves to get them to hold up those frames while I took their pictures.

11. Any stuffed animals?
I find taxidermy unsettling.

12. Do you like politics?
Only as a friend.

13. Are you using a laptop or desktop computer?
See answer to #8.

14. What are your hobbies?
Things I do to amuse myself.

15. Do you think you are a hypochondriac?
It’s not hypochondria if you really are sick . You’ll be sorry one day; you’ll walk in to find me lying in a pool of Lyme disease, ebola, prostate/testicular/ovarian cancer, that crazy rare Mothman Prophesy tumor thingy, and hysterical pregnancy. THEN we’ll see who’s faking, won’t we?

16. How do you use Febreeze?
I freebase it.

17. Is the sun shining?
No, it's quite dull.  Almost matte.  If anything, it's devouring light.

18. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
No, I just attack them.

19. Can you blow and tie up a balloon?
That’s disgusting. I mean, I’m sure I COULD, but that’s gotta be illegal.

20. Do you flush the toilet?
Never. I wait for the toilet fairy to come along and do it for me.

Send me your questions, and they just might become a part of my next 'Creativity Exercise!'

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