1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on the forehead?
I’m pretty sure that counts as assault. So yeah, sooooo cute.
2. Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
Tell them what?
3. Group dates or single dates?
Definitely single; I’m not what you’d call an “orgy person.”
4. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
Diamonds are terrible friends! They always forget their wallets and they constantly talk about you behind your back. You know who’s a great friend? Cash.
5. Is your hair up or down today?
It’s down. But I’m trying to cheer it up.
6. Do you straighten your hair?
I try, but it keeps breaking into liquor stores. Maybe boot camp would straighten it out better.
7. Do you cry during romantic comedies?
Constantly. It’s usually something along the lines of, “Make it stop!”
8. Do you think lip gloss is the best?
The best what? Car wax? Assassin? Way to eat Chinese food? No. It’s none of those things. You’re stupid.
9. Do you like to wear band aids?
Always. Especially on my face. There’s no more fashionable way to say, “I have leprosy.”
10. Are you close to your siblings?
None are within arm’s reach at the moment, so…no.
11. Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
12. Name one of your childhood Halloween costumes
13. What’s something you can’t leave the house without?
14. Can you swear inside your house?
No. There’s this machine, you see…
15. Are you smiling?
Only on the inside
16. Can you play the piano?
Heck yeah. It’s a moron. It’s almost too easy.
17. Do you ever throw up?
Not as often as I throw down
18. What are you wearing on your feet?
19. Do you burn candles?
Not if I bake them at a low enough temperature.
20. What do you hear?