Ah, my first tirade! I put this up on a writing forum I no longer frequent in protest of a certain administrator's delete-happy 'vision' of a well-censored venue for 'free expression.' I'm betting some of you even know who he is, but I'll be polite and delete his name. Enjoy.
C*****'s god complex has defeated me. I shan't be coming back.
I like my creative outlet administrators just a tad less Hitler-y, thanks. Get a life, dude. Just let people express themselves without your endless nit-picking. Do you seriously have nothing better to do than monitor every single line of text entered into every single thread every single minute of every single day? I wish I had that kind of free time. Although I like to think I'd spend it in more constructive pursuits, like spending time with family and friends and realizing my dreams. You know, frivolous stuff like that. Nothing like becoming the tyrannical overlord of a writing forum, I know; but us little people have to dream smaller than that.
There are better forums out there, folks, where C*****'s Nazi regime and endless, needless, pointless rules cannot reach you. Hope to see you there. Also, he doesn't even know what a query letter is. So don't listen to him.
I bet this post stays up for all of thirty seconds, because he has absolutely nothing better to do with his life than quell the insurgents. If there's one thing C***** hates, it's free expression. I mean, it's not like we're all trying to be creative professionals or anything, right?
What are you gonna do? Kick me off the forum? Send me another email about my infractions? I'm shaking. Seriously. Can you tell? I can barely type through all the tears at the mere thought of Herr C***** Big-Brothering my every keystroke.
Sieg Heil, jerk.
(By the way...it was removed in less than a minute)