It's been awhile since I've done one of these. Let's hope I don't embarrass myself. ;)
1. What do you think your BEST traits are (nothing sexual)? Gasp...how did you know??
2. What is the best place to buy something? A store or website that has what I want for the lowest price.
3. What color do you hate the most? I'm not a racist, you dirty question, you.
4. Have you ever suffered from anorexia? Uh...is there another way to feel about it? Can one ENJOY anorexia?
5. Do you have a job? It's more like it has me.
6. Do you drink? I'm trying to lose all this water weight, and drinking is counterproductive to that goal.
7. Have you ever talked to someone you didn't know? No, there was never a time when I had to meet someone, I've always known everyone, forever and ever. Amen.
8. Opinions on drugs? Got 'em.
9. Do you have your own crib? No, the baby sleeps in a rented one. I find it's more expensive and dirty, which are the things every caring mother looks for in baby paraphernalia.
10. Who is one person you could never take to the mall? A stranger's child. I mean, yeah, I suppose I technically COULD, but that would be bad. So, uh...a dead person, I guess. I can't take them to the mall. At least not easily.
11. What is one thing you will never achieve? I will probably never be a Super Bowl Champion. Not because I'm a woman, but because I don't enjoy sports.
12. Do you swear? Solemnly.
13. Have you ever screamed so much you lost your voice? I didn't lose it; it ran away. Took me days to track it down, and coaxing it back into my throat was super challenging without a voice.
14. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That he's not a woman.
15. Do you like taking pictures? Stealing is wrong.